Life with one arm

If you're thinking that missing an arm for six weeks is no big deal, try putting one hand in your pocket for a few hours and see how things go. Here are lists of things I can and cannot do; I'll update it over the next few weeks.

I can:
open a beer
pull on elastic-waist pants
walk the dog
type with one hand

I cannot:
button pants with more than one button
apply deodorant to my right armpit
tie my shoes
do my hair
zip a jacket